davidsilver: iadoreemarkfoster: vansinthesand: surfbunny: whenthesongends: HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON- Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school  . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone . WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHERE I FAILED SCHOOL? alright this is awesome but how the fuck am i gonna sneakily rub chapstick on tit OH.MY.GOD. MY LIFE HAS JUST BEEN COMPLETED FUCK YES! THANK YOU . ; ) Or you could, you know, try not being an asshole and maybe learn your shit? I don’t know.  Just FYI: Teacher don’t gingerly transport scantrons one at a time between classrooms and folders. We stack them. Your Chapstick-smeared scantron would be a sticky mess almost instantly, adhering itself to folders, other scantrons, the scantron reader, your teacher’s hand, etc, and you’d get a zero for being a dipshit.
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whenthesongends:

HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON- Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school  . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone .

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHERE I FAILED SCHOOL?

alright this is awesome but how the fuck am i gonna sneakily rub chapstick on tit

OH.MY.GOD. MY LIFE HAS JUST BEEN COMPLETED

FUCK YES! THANK YOU . ; )

Or you could, you know, try not being an asshole and maybe learn your shit? I don’t know. 

Just FYI: Teacher don’t gingerly transport scantrons one at a time between classrooms and folders. We stack them. Your Chapstick-smeared scantron would be a sticky mess almost instantly, adhering itself to folders, other scantrons, the scantron reader, your teacher’s hand, etc, and you’d get a zero for being a dipshit.

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    okay retards most scantrons put how many you got correct out of how many were possible, on the other siiideee xP
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    lol it doesn’t work
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    Guys it’s fake. //www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4087/
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